y mom called me at two am last night, and the conversation went like this;
Me;uh... (me half asleep)
Mom; You're not sick or anything right?
Me; What--- no?
Me; Mom, it's 2 am...
Mom; You're not pregnant or anything....
Me; Mom, are you serious? Hell no.
Mom; Good keep it that way, love you.
I think her spideysense must have been tingly.