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Femme Febreeze

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The other night, I was watching something on my parents' computer. My mother farted and the room stank so I grabbed a bottle of Febreeze and shot a squirt at my mom's bottom. I turn around and hear her gasp. Then she yells, "Why am I wet!?" Turns out, when I squirted her, she got more moisture than mist and it left a wet spot on her ass. She thought that she had pushed the fart out with enough force that she shit in her nightgown.
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